Not from New York husband: Honey, we can eat over there. (points at Tavern on the Green)
Not from New York wife: Ew! No, I am not going to eat at a tavern. That's gross.
--Central Park
think
And dances with the daffodils.
though I sang in my chains like the sea.
07 November 2009 @ 09:00 pm
07 November 2009 @ 06:00 pm
Frustrated hobo: What are you looking for?
Batty bag lady: A car!
Frustrated hobo: Well, what kind of car?
Batty bag lady: A car I can pee between!
--Eldridge & Broome
Overheard by: Nic
07 November 2009 @ 09:40 pm
07 November 2009 @ 03:50 pm
⌈ Secret Post #1037 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
101.
( More! )
Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 22 pages, 548 secrets from Secret Submission Post #149.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 - too big ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 - repeat ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 - empty comments (SECRETS SHOULD BE ON IMAGES, GUYS) ], [ 1 2 3 4 - doing it wrong ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
07 November 2009 @ 03:00 pm
Hermit-looking man at bakery counter: Euhh... Yes, I want cake. One will say "Kenny's dead." No! Wait! One will say "I killed Kenny, and I'm not sorry!" And the other will say... it will say, "Obama is my homeboy!"
20-something hipster girl, staring at man: Are you... for real?
Hermit-looking man: Yes, sweetie.
20-something hipster girl: You... you win at life, sir.
--167th & Broadway
07 November 2009 @ 12:00 pm
07 November 2009 @ 07:09 pm
AMC is doing their promo blitz for the updated version of ‘The Prisoner’, one of the cool items they sent along was this ‘Prisoner Timeline’ piece. Take a look! And don’t forget to catch ‘The Prisoner’ Sunday, November 15 at 8pm/7c on AMC.
When Patrick McGoohan’s The Prisoner aired in 1967, it was unlike anything else [...]
When Patrick McGoohan’s The Prisoner aired in 1967, it was unlike anything else [...]
07 November 2009 @ 07:02 pm
Viggo Mortensen has been honoured for his work in film. The actor took to the red carpet in Hollywood as the American Film Institute (AFI) held a special evening in his honour as part of the AFI Festival, accompanying a screening of his new movie The Road.
“It’s a team sport making movies,” said Viggo, [...]
“It’s a team sport making movies,” said Viggo, [...]
07 November 2009 @ 06:55 pm
TORN Pal and author Ethan Gilsdorf has agreed to blog his West coast book tour for us! Take a look at his first blog: One of the joys of traveling across the US on tour for my book FANTASY FREAKS AND GAMING GEEKS: An Epic Quest for Reality Among Role Players, Online Gamers, and Other [...]
07 November 2009 @ 06:47 pm
Ian McKellen is going back to drama school, for television. The thesp has signed to star in a half-hour mockumentary series, “The Academy,” that is being shopped to U.K. and U.S. buyers by DLT Entertainment. McKellen would play his fictional brother, Murray McKellen, who heads a run-down drama school, the Clapham Academy of Creative [...]
07 November 2009 @ 01:25 pm
I know its not George's birthday but yesterday it was my Mom's birthday and her favorite Beatle is George so....yeah XD
I find it kind of funny, actually. She'll ask which one is George if I'm looking at a picture of all for 'em and when I point out George, she's like "Ooh, he's cute." LOL
1.
2( I Would Like Ya Ta Dance! )
I find it kind of funny, actually. She'll ask which one is George if I'm looking at a picture of all for 'em and when I point out George, she's like "Ooh, he's cute." LOL
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2( I Would Like Ya Ta Dance! )
I feel...: 
enthralled
enthralled07 November 2009 @ 06:43 pm
From english.people.com.cn: U.S. producer-director Peter Jackson is expected to be in China in late November to promote his latest project – “District 9,” which will be released across the country on Nov. 27, the Oriental Morning Post reports. The director of the “Lord of Rings” series will visit Beijing and Shanghai to interact with moviegoers. [...]
07 November 2009 @ 06:38 pm
From www.mirror.co.uk (who tend to exaggerate every fact): Lord of the Rings star Sir Ian McKellen was upset on live TV after he was confused with another movie wizard. The actor – who played Gandalf in the hit films – was on US TV’s The View when host Whoopi Goldberg asked: “Are you coming back [...]
07 November 2009 @ 12:00 pm
Guy holding baking mix: Excuse me, where's the vegetable oil?
Employee: We don't have vegetable oil, but I think canola oil should work fine with that.
Guy, sarcastically: Oh, you think canola oil would work?
--Trader Joe's, 14th St
07 November 2009 @ 09:22 am
07 November 2009 @ 09:00 am
Girlfriend: Learn anything new today?
Boyfriend: How to say "sexual offender" in Japanese!
--Central Park
Overheard by: lynn
07 November 2009 @ 01:58 pm
excited
07 November 2009 @ 06:00 am
Cute Asian girl: I feel like I'm in high school again, except the person I'm dating is female and a really good kisser, and the guy I'm plotting to seduce is my professor. What's wrong with my life?
Friend: I think you need to either learn to live without penis, or realize that kissing men isn't scary.
Cute Asian girl: Kissing women is scary too! But I happen to really enjoy kissing Christina.
Friend: Okay, so if you want to do your professor so badly, don't you think he might be a good kisser too?
Cute Asian girl: There are so many things you can do with a guy that don't involve kissing...
Friend: Again... Get over penis or start kissing men!
Cute Asian girl: It isn't that simple!
--Uptown 2 Train
07 November 2009 @ 07:01 am
[ SECRET SUBMISSIONS POST #150 ]
On page: 1; secrets: 0/700; the first secret post will be Saturday, November 14th.
On page: 1; secrets: 0/700; the first secret post will be Saturday, November 14th.
| RULES: 1. One secret link per comment. 2. 600x600 px or smaller. 3. Link directly to the image. - Doing it RIGHT: http://i26.tinypic.com/14ub0pk.png - Doing it WRONG: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=14u Optional: If you would like your secret's fandom to be noted in the main post along with the secret itself, please put it in the comment along with your secret. If your secret makes the fandom obvious, there's no need to do this. Optional #2: If you would like spoilers to be noted in the main post before the secret itself, please put it in the comment along with your secret. |
07 November 2009 @ 05:28 am
I feel...: 
contemplative
contemplativewhat's playing...: Kings of Leon - Sex on Fire