day 01 | a song
day 02 | a picture
day 03 | a book/ebook/fanfic
day 04 | a site
day 05 | a youtube clip
day 06 | a quote
day 07 | whatever tickles your fancy




YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. PHILOSOPHER'S STONE DANRAD LOOKING SUPER AWKWARD ON A BROOM. ENJOY.

Stranger: hello
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHT_Wac2sFo&feature=related
You: !!!!!!!!!
You: CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!
You: I SURE CAN
You: NOT
You: LADY GAGA AINT NO HOGWARTS GIRL
You: SHE SOME DAMN SQUIB YO
Stranger: wow your gay

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Stranger: Hey
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOXrX6-plM4
Stranger: whats your flava
You: SHIT MAN
You: I WANT SOME GODDAMN HEAD BOY HEAD GIRL FIC
You: WITH SOME BUBBLE BATHS AND HET FUN
You: OR MAYBE SOME HARRY DRACO FLAVA FLAVA
You: YOU KNOW WITH LEATHER PANTS AND SHIT
You: VEELAS AND ACCIDENTAL BONDS
You: NO SUGAR QUILL SHIT
You: ALL FANON ALL THE TIME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: Poon
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYihDaWvsYc
You: WATCH THIS YO
You: HARRY DRACO APOLOGIZE EMO SHIT
You: YOU HEAR ME?????
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
You: U R DOWN WITH SOME ART???
You: Stranger: Poon
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYihDaWvsYc
You: WATCH THIS YO
You: HARRY DRACO APOLOGIZE EMO SHIT
You: YOU HEAR ME?????
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: FUCK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hey
You: HEY DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A STORY?
Stranger: ok
You: ONCE UPON A TIME NOT SO LONG AGO WE'RE TALKING LIKE THE 80S AND SHIT
You: THERE WAS THIS STRAPPING YOUNG LAD YOU WORE LEATHER PANTS AND HIS DAD KILLED HIS BUNNY RABBIT
Stranger: mhm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
You: Want to hear my favorite story?
Stranger: yes
You: It's lore from long ago from a writer with much more powerful adjectives than me
You: so once upon a time there was this girl named BELLA
You: and the lion fell in love with the lamb
You: the lamb was his own personal brand of heroin
You: AND THEN SHIT GOT REAL
You: SHE GOT FUCKING PREGNANT AND VAMPIRE SEX AND SHIT
You: MAN
You: GOD DAMN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hey
You: hey do u wnt 2 roleplay wit me???
Stranger: where are you from
You: want 2 b mi edward cullan nd i can b ur bella
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

point ONE While watching the news tonight, my parents decided that I should marry Prince Harry.

+ spiffychocolate = ♥ ?

...Can't say I disapprove!

point TWO I'm am so ridiculously addicted to Do Daleks Like Waffles? It just makes me giggle and...WAFFLES! (Bonus: Battlestar Sparta SPOILER ALERT but watch if you're a 300 & Battlestar Galactica fan!)

point THREE I am so done with being sick. I can't take it anymore! I don't start working until June 8th, which is probably good that I can heal. But seriously, I need to start doing something with myself! I should review Italian grammar soon. I also plan to review French & start basic Russian stuff before the fall (because I am a tool.)

point FOUR I love Draco Malfoy & Slytherins SO DAMN MUCH! Also Slytherin/Gryffindor love.

And that's about it for now.

( i think you may have a severe case of throat cancer )

Saw this on inviere's lj, and it is just so funny I had to post it.

I leave in about 2 hours!

i never stay up this late for random!!! happy monday bitches!!

I DO I DO I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Simon Pegg, he's my mate. I know he's my real mate, because I go round to his house and play the Friends board game. He's a big fan of Friends, him and his wife.

-Ricky Wilson


That makes me way too happy.

PS:

"I'm enjoying painting again," he says. "I realised I didn't have any hobbies. It used to be music, but now that doesn't count because I do that for a living. Now it's oil painting, particularly portraits of John Nettles.

"I texted Simon Pegg and got a three word reply: 'You're a genius'. I like to think he's right."

They text each other dkdgjgdh.

I can't stop watching this. Oh, Flight of the Conchords. FIGWIT!

Wish me luck on my Smith interview!!!